
...that's either a proctologist,
or a general SURGEON.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 2

...the possibility that an inattentive SURGEON
let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 9

No, you don't, but the SURGEON might. Hm?
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 9

-Is he okay?
-A SURGEON is coming in.
Money Heist Season 1, Episode 5

...or a SURGEON.
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 22