I changed my Facebook STATUS to "Sheldon
wishes Penny would leave him alone."
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 3
And considering her STATUS,
that could open doors for him.
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Oh, man, did you switch your STATUS
before she did?
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 9
...updating my Facebook STATUS...
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4
which means this would actually
be a return to the STATUS quo.
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